FYI, Ladies: There is no such thing as a "quick trip" to Home Depot if your man goes alone. They have strippers & hot wings in the back. Look it up!

"Real" Housewives? Really? I don't think so. "Two Faced Backstabbing Bitches Who Constantly Talk Over One Another"? Definitely!

"Real" Housewives? Really? I don't think so. "Two Faced Backstabbing Bitches Who Constantly Talk Over One Another"? Deinitely!

Egg whites with spinach, mushrooms, and leftover salmon! Can I get an "Amen!"?

John's finally on his way home. Now, we can go get this boat in the water!

Is having lunch at The Prado with Winky!

Pineapple upside down cheesecake is a revelation!